Enter Harold and Kumar, the suave, hapless, charmingly befuddled heroes of the story. He travels to the local tavern to hold open casting calls for knights (or more accurately, a call for "People Who Think Swords are Awesome"). Valentor, sensing some sort of unknown danger, sets out to save his fair village. oh and your village is gunna burn down somethin' FIERCE, bro.” “Lo, thou shalnt mix thy colors withst thy whites, lest thy laundered lot be soiled most foul!. While alone in a dark cavern, he is visited by a demon, slightly resembling a yamaglanche, who delivers this powerful warning to Val: Ever the hard worker, Valentor stays in the mine long after the other sons have left. The story skips ahead 20 years to a middle-aged Valentor, now a woodsmith, working in his father's coal mine. The villagers rejoice, not knowing the terrible fate bestowed upon their people via Valentor's sinister prayer. As if by magic, Valentor's prayer is the successful plea: fresh country ham, biscuits, eggs, gravy, sweet yams, cake, various types of sodas, wine, cotton candy, and balloons for grandma all fall from the sky like manna from Heaven. One particularly hungry young boy, Valentor, makes a secret prayer to Satan in a desperate attempt to save his people. Thousands of peasants are starving to death in the streets begging God for forgiveness while simultaneously cursing God for dealing them such a shit hand. The film, set in Medieval times, begins with the village of New Brunswick in ruins.
Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Sam dies in "My Brother Sam is Dead", Lightning McQueen loses the race, Verbal Kint is Keyzer Söze, Professor Xavier lives, the alien scum was distracting Duke Nukem all along while their real invasion force was moving in on Earth, Exdeath kills Galuf, King Arthur and his knights are arrested for supposedly killing the historian, ending the movie before the final battle can start, Tony Montana dies in a raid on his mansion, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!Ĭhapter 1: New Brunswick in flames
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